Hide your trampolines!
There was a smooth criminal out on the prowl in Abbotsford this weekend, making off with more than a few trampolines from peopleB次元官网网址檚 yards.
Who is this depraved thief, you ask?
The wind.
Yes, that wretched wind that has knocked out the power for thousands, halted ferries, grounded planes, blown over countless innocent trees and, in general, been a nuisance is the same culprit behind several trampoline thefts.
| "Received a gift from the neighbour last night." Shelley Friesen/Facebook |
ItB次元官网网址檚 a summary offence at best
| "Found it!!!! ItB次元官网网址檚 over 200 m away from my house" Mia Le/Facebook |
But given the repeat offences, we think this should proceed by direct indictment.
Jennifer Dawn/Facebook |
We recommend the maximum penalty!
BMR Counselling & Consulting/Facebook |
Throw away the key!
| B次元官网网址漇omeone on Sandringham lost their trampoline during the night.B次元官网网址� Angela/Submitted photo |
The wind clearly has shown no remorse for its crimes.
Jody Carson/Facebook |
