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Police issued a tongue-in-cheek news release Wednesday that looked like a personal ad for a B次元官网网址渟ingle non-white jacket.B次元官网网址�
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B次元官网网址淏y my guess, youB次元官网网址檙e over 40 (but you donB次元官网网址檛 look a day over 29!). You know how to treat a jacket. You never labelled me and I loved you for that. YouB次元官网网址檙e clean, but not a neat-freak.B次元官网网址�
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The release does not say when the jacket was discovered, but if youB次元官网网址檙e the owner, your jacket is B次元官网网址渕issing youB次元官网网址� and youB次元官网网址檙e asked to contact North Vancouver police at 604-985-1311.
joti.grewal@bpdigital.ca
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