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REVIEW: Next Goal WinsBԪַ is a sweet, frothy diversion but no knee slide

Taika Waititi turns Ted Lasso upside down in his latest film
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This image released by Searchlight Pictures shows Hilo Pelesasa, from left, Ioane Goodhue, Kaimana and Beulah Koale in a scene from BԪַNext Goal Wins.BԪַ (Searchlight Pictures via AP)

In a soccer coach comes from far away to lead a hapless group of athletes. HeBԪַs a fish-out-of-water type, ill-suited for the job, but rises to the occasion and everyone feels good at the end. Wait, youBԪַre thinking, thatBԪַs the plot of BԪַTed Lasso.BԪַ

Well, only kind of.

Writer-director BԪַ the manic, slightly unhinged mind behind and BԪַ offers a sports movie thatBԪַs not, of course, a sports movie and the opposite of whatever Jason Sudeikis was doing on his TV series.

BԪַNext Goal WinsBԪַ BԪַ BԪַinspired by true eventsBԪַ BԪַ stars Michael Fassbender as a bitter Dutch-American soccer coach assigned to help the struggling American Samoa national team qualify for the 2014 FIFA World Cup. The team is an international laughing stock and still stinging from having been on the wrong side of the worst loss in international soccer history BԪַ a 31-0 thrashing by Australia in 2001.

Waititi and co-writer Iain Morris based their movie on a 2014 British documentary of the same name and you can instantly tell why Waititi gravitated toward the story. It has a clash of civilizations, explores overcoming loss and it has a beautiful lesson about embracing those who are different.

In WaititiBԪַs hands, it becomes a sloppy, quirky, pop culture-studded frothy comedy that gently apes other underdog sports movies but doesnBԪַt offer much but a mildly funny respite from reality. It makes BԪַBend it like BeckhamBԪַ seem really deep.

Waititi himself BԪַ he couldnBԪַt resist stepping into his own film BԪַ frames the movie in the first minutes by playing a priest on American Samoa who promises this will not be a tale of woe but BԪַa tale of woah!BԪַ (Shakespeare isnBԪַt laughing).

Fassbender here is the opposite of Lasso BԪַ heBԪַs broken inside, angry outside, egotistical and unyielding, a coach fired from his last three teams and given a career lifeline no one else wants. He has no home-spun wisdom to offer, just routine high school bullying. BԪַSomethingBԪַs not right about that guy,BԪַ says one islander. BԪַWell,BԪַ comes the response. BԪַHe is white.BԪַ

The coach will eventually be redeemed by American Samoa itself, by the nobility of its people and the goodness of their souls, with the movie getting dangerously close to worn-out movie cliche territory.

The script had an opportunity to really examine the demand of winning at all costs versus the rewards of merely having fun and having a passion for sports but abandons any lessons in a flurry of team-building montages.

This being a Waititi movie, thereBԪַs a scattershot of pop culture references BԪַ BԪַKarate Kid,BԪַ BԪַTaken,BԪַ BԪַThe Matrix,BԪַ BԪַAny Given SundayBԪַ and even Frank Sinatra (BԪַYouBԪַre riding high in April, shot down in MayBԪַ). At times, these seem more like the directorBԪַs idiosyncrasies than plot advancers.

The script also takes a weird sort of glee mocking the islanders, who are portrayed sometimes as playing dress-up. One sits at a desk with a keyboard and a monitor but no computer and another makes siren noises with his mouth in a police car because of faulty equipment.

BԪַNext Goal WinsBԪַ is most winning in the way it handles the teamBԪַs star player, Jaiyah Saelua, who became the first nonbinary player to compete in a menBԪַs FIFA qualifier. Played with real tenderness and joy by nonbinary actor Kaimana, the role and the way her teammates and the coach relate to her is genuine and touching.

There are other really nice turns by Oscar Kightley, Will Arnett and Elisabeth Moss, but itBԪַs Fassbender who must do the bulk of the lifting here. His accent is spotty and he may initially not have been on the top of everyoneBԪַs list for the part but he sticks the landing, to mix sports metaphors. BԪַNext Goal WinsBԪַ isnBԪַt a tale of BԪַwoeBԪַ or BԪַwoah!BԪַ but BԪַmeh.BԪַ

BԪַNext Goal Wins,BԪַ a Searchlight Pictures release thatBԪַs in theaters Friday, is rated PG-13 for BԪַsome strong language and crude material.BԪַ Running time: 103 minutes. Two stars out of four.

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