The television is often on in our house. Rather, multiple televisions are often on in our house.
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It was much simpler back in the day, when for years I was actually the remote control. I can still remember the B次元官网网址榯hunk, thunkB次元官网网址 sound as you went around the dial, waiting for my parents to decide on a program. I tried to sit close, so I didnB次元官网网址檛 have to keep getting up every time they wanted a new channel, but was told IB次元官网网址檇 go blind if I was within six feet of the screen for too long.
As a tiny lad, we had a black-and-white TV, maybe a 20-inch model.
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The black-and-white special moved to the basement, where it became the centre of my sports-watching sanctuary.
Previously, I could only watch live sporting events after the news at night, and then only if my parents didnB次元官网网址檛 want to watch something else.
We got our first colour TV when I was maybe seven or eight, one of those hefty full-cabinet style deals that weighed about 9,000 pounds.
Back then, you watched nighttime TV as a family. Growing up in Duncan, we were lucky enough to have the Seattle channels and three American networks (ABC, NBC, CBS) among our massive choice from channels 2-13.
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Sports, for the most part, were still in black-and-white for years, when the basement TV was replaced with a more streamlined colour model that only weighed about 400 pounds. The giant cabinet remained a living room staple.
I had that 400-pound RCA special as my B次元官网网址榤ainB次元官网网址 TV well into my 20s, long after I moved out. Probably still works, wherever it is now.
I knew IB次元官网网址檇 reached a new level of luxury when I was about 16 and I got my very own colour TV for my bedroom. Imagine that!
It was similar to the one pictured with this piece, which I saw on Facebook and almost purchased for nostalgia purposes alone.
Only issue was I had to have it on a TV tray right beside my bed so I could reach the buttons to change the channel.
Fast forward a few decades, and thereB次元官网网址檚 literally 55-inch smart TVs in every room, even the 12-year-oldB次元官网网址檚.
But I now watch almost everything on my laptop or my phone.
If you told me as a teenager that IB次元官网网址檇 be able to stream anything I wanted, in high-definition, to a phone I could take with me anywhere, I would have reported you as a witch.
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The biggest problem I face now is I have the screen attention span of a gnat.
And with 852 channels and four TVs, thereB次元官网网址檚 not much family watching time.
Even at Christmas, the clan might gather in the living room to watch an old-timey holiday movie, but everyone starts getting the shakes and wants to pull out their phone.
These days, I pretty much have to be doing three things at once.
Might be a hockey game on the big TV the background, but IB次元官网网址檓 working on my laptop with my phone nearby.
If itB次元官网网址檚 a Sunday during NFL season, IB次元官网网址檓 watching multiple games on multiple devices. The 12-year-old doesnB次元官网网址檛 watch full sitcoms, heB次元官网网址檚 watching YouTube or TikTok snippets.
And I feel shame every time I fall down a Facebook reels wormhole.
If I do find a show I like, I binge-watch a string of episodes, my laptop on the go the entire time. ItB次元官网网址檚 crazy.
How are your own watching habits? Do you still watch TV routinely like you always did? Do you miss the joy of having only 12 channels? IB次元官网网址檇 love to hear some of your favourite TV watching memories.
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