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Nestlé protest doesnBԪַt hold water

Online petition against Hope bottling plant based on Stephen Colbert's 'truthiness': premise is false, but it 'feels' true
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Nestle water bottling plant is a convenient target for an international protest organization that doesn't have the slightest idea what's going on in B.C.

VICTORIA BԪַ Have you noticed the latest degradation of standards on TV news? In addition to sensational depictions of crime, accidents and celebrities, the lineup now incorporates any nonsense that is momentarily BԪַviralBԪַ on the Internet.

So it was with an online petition singling out Swiss food corporation Nestlé, which operates a water bottling plant near Hope. ItBԪַs the largest in B.C., one of many that bottle the provinceBԪַs water and sell it back to a gullible public.

This petition is courtesy of SumOfUs, one of those self-appointed environmental watchdogs that seem to pop up like mushrooms overnight. BԪַFighting for people over profits,BԪַ they claim, pitching for donations.

The story has what U.S. comedian Stephen Colbert calls BԪַtruthiness.BԪַ ThatBԪַs when something is false, but it BԪַfeelsBԪַ true.

BԪַNestlé is about to suck B.C. dry BԪַ for $2.25 per million litres to be exact,BԪַ says the SumOfUs headline.

Using her keen sense of whatBԪַs superficially popular, Premier Christy Clark instantly called for a review of these low rates for selling the peopleBԪַs water.

It then fell to Environment Minister Mary Polak to explain whatBԪַs really going on.

BԪַPeople keep saying thereBԪַs a deal with Nestlé,BԪַ Polak told reporters. BԪַThere isnBԪַt. They pay the same as any other industrial user, in fact the highest industrial rate, and it goes for anything from hydraulic fracturing to bottled water, those involved in mining for example, any of those heavy industrial uses.BԪַ

And why is that rate so low? ItBԪַs because the province takes great pains not to BԪַsellBԪַ water, which would make it a commodity under trade agreements, like oil or minerals. That would surrender provincial control, and allow the U.S. to press for equal access to Canadian water.

BԪַYouBԪַre buying the right to use the water,BԪַ Polak said. BԪַI know it sounds crazy to the public, but we call it a rental BԪַ a water rental. ThereBԪַs a reason we use that language, because we are very careful to avoid any suggestion that by paying this amount, you therefore own that water.

BԪַThat reserves for us the right at any time, for a compelling public need, to say stop. It doesnBԪַt matter if you have a licence.BԪַ

As for the brazenly false claim that Nestlé is sucking B.C. dry, IBԪַm indebted to a real environmental professional named Blair King for explaining this. (His offers useful technical explanations of issues in the news, many of which contradict so-called environmentalists.)

King notes that the bottling plant uses less than one per cent of the flow through Kawkawa Lake:

BԪַIf Nestlé stopped operating (and put its 75 employees out of work and stopped paying municipal taxes) would there be more water for the rest of us?BԪַ he writes.

BԪַAbsolutely not. Kawkawa Lake drains its excess water into the Fraser River, which drains into the Strait of Georgia. Neither the Fraser River at Hope nor the Strait of Georgia is particularly short of water, even in the driest of years.BԪַ

Clark made one useful contribution, when asked about this urgent non-issue by those seeking to further sensationalize the current drought and forest fires.

She correctly noted that most B.C. residents have access to the best tap water in the world, and have no need for bottled water.

Nestlé, Perrier, Coke, Pepsi and other companies have done a fantastic job of convincing people that their drinking water has to be delivered in bottles from some mythical pure source.

HereBԪַs a tip, Nestlé critics: Fill a jug with water and stick it in the fridge. Fight the corporations.

Tom Fletcher is legislature reporter and columnist for Black Press. Twitter: @tomfletcherbc

 





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