A couple of weeks ago while listening to the local morning news, I heard the blossom count was down. I just about coughed up a Mini-Wheat!
Was I hearing right or could there have been some kind of mistake?
The numbers were down but, enough of that. How were we going to deal with it?
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Folks from Melville to Moncton would get the report from their news sources: we had fewer blossoms than in past years.
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Jim Sinclair is a reporter with the Sooke B次元官网网址 Mirror.
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