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COLUMN: Why must people talk on the phone while on the toilet?

Taking care of business is no oneB次元官网网址檚 business but your own
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ItB次元官网网址檚 been years since I first encountered the issue, but to this day, I still canB次元官网网址檛 quite understand it: why is it that people need to talk on the phone while using the loo?

I remember the first time I B次元官网网址渆xperiencedB次元官网网址 it. I was in the middle of a phone interview with a woman B次元官网网址 for a story that I no longer remember the specifics of B次元官网网址 and suddenly, the distinct sound of a toilet flushing came over the line. It was clearly in the very near proximity of the woman I was speaking to, and I remember I was horrified. IB次元官网网址檓 still horrified.

Now, itB次元官网网址檚 quite possible that the woman I was speaking with all those years ago was in the middle of some must-be-finished-now cleaning of said toilet, and that the flush was the final rinse that simply couldnB次元官网网址檛 wait.

ButB次元官网网址 IB次元官网网址檓 doubtful.

Thankfully, years passed before the issue began to swirl afresh.

But sadly, in addition to reappearing, the practice has become rather regular. More and more often B次元官网网址 weekly, at least, in my experience B次元官网网址 IB次元官网网址檓 hearing the sounds of conversation coming from occupied public washroom stalls, with the chatter continuing through every step of the process.

And these arenB次元官网网址檛 emergency phone calls B次元官网网址 I have no problem with those whatsoever. IB次元官网网址檒l even admit that IB次元官网网址檝e sent a panicked communication B次元官网网址 but not a phone call B次元官网网址 from a public-washroom stall myself, after falling ill at the ski hill and being simply too sick to exit without assistance.

IB次元官网网址檓 OK with anyone reaching out from anywhere, if help is needed.

But casual conversation from the B次元官网网址榗omfortB次元官网网址 of a porcelain bowl? Certainly that can wait, if whatever you sat down to accomplish simply canB次元官网网址檛.

At the very least, switch to texting. Then, no one B次元官网网址 at all, ever B次元官网网址 has to know (wink, wink).

Technology has made amazing advances and one of many highlights B次元官网网址 although some may poo-poo the notion B次元官网网址 is our increasing ability to keep in touch. Really, thereB次元官网网址檚 next to no excuse for losing track of someone, or not responding in some way.

But there are a few things that really donB次元官网网址檛 need to come along for the B次元官网网址榮taying connectedB次元官网网址 ride, and if you ask me B次元官网网址 or even if you donB次元官网网址檛 B次元官网网址 talking while tinkling or taking care of other, ahem, B次元官网网址榖usinessB次元官网网址 absolutely fits that definition.

I will acknowledge that there are much worse sounds to hear in a public washroom. But, ideally, thatB次元官网网址檚 about the only place theyB次元官网网址檒l ever be heard, particularly when youB次元官网网址檙e not the one responsible for them.

Despite the impression social media gives, not all experiences need to be shared. But will abstaining from this particular practice be a movement others can get on board with?

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Tracy Holmes is a reporter with Peace Arch B次元官网网址.



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