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A classical musician and James Bay resident hailing from White Rock, B.C., she appeared on stage Nov. 11 at the Grand Hall in Niagara Falls, Ont., to play pop music with nothing but a conch shell. She didnB次元官网网址檛 make it far in the competition but would learn that her performance, which aired April 19, nearly received a golden buzzer from contest judge and Canadian comedian Howard Mandel.
Zaichkowski, 42, first learned of the conch from William GoldingB次元官网网址檚 Lord of the Flies, in which Piggy totes the shell as a symbol of civilized society. But her unique skill with the improvised instrument comes from 21 years of playing French horn and serving in the Royal Canadian NavyB次元官网网址檚 Naden Band.
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She also holds a bachelor of music in French horn from the University of British Columbia, a master of music from the University of Calgary and has additionally studied at Kwantlen Polytechnic University and the Banff Centre for Arts and Creativity.
Zaichkowski began tooting an acoustically low-quality conch 11 years ago for a solo horn program she performed at retirement homes, which featured a historical demonstration of the French hornB次元官网网址檚 ancestry. But when she jokingly ordered her own shell off eBay and gave it a honk, she B次元官网网址渃ouldnB次元官网网址檛 believe how good it sounded.B次元官网网址�
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Discovering that each conch comes with its own special sound, Zaichkowski went on to amass 20 shells.
When she caught wind of an annual B次元官网网址渃onch honkB次元官网网址� festival happening in Key West, Fla., she decided to make her first big move with the instrument. It appeared most of the conch-blowing competition sheB次元官网网址檇 be facing down south comprised kids honking shells aimlessly and drunken adults doing the YMCA, although learning jazz trombonist Steve Turre would also be playing the conch there kept Zaichkowski on her toes.
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Having previously won four national competitions playing the French horn, Zaichkowski was no stranger to competition.
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At the conch-blowing event in March 2020, she emerged the womenB次元官网网址檚 division winner after a successful performance of QueenB次元官网网址檚 Bohemian Rhapsody and songs of Neil Young and Igor Stravinsky. She remembered the local media swarming her before she could leave.
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She returned home and spent the first year of the pandemic expanding her repertoire. Later hearing announcements for a relaunch of CanadaB次元官网网址檚 Got Talent, she figured it was time to step things up.
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Despite often being categorized as a musician on the show, Zaichkowski found herself ticking many B次元官网网址渙therB次元官网网址� boxes on sign-up sheets.
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A major challenge was explaining her act to the judges beforehand without giving too much away.
But Zaichkowski B次元官网网址� who has neither had cable TV in 10 years nor watched a single Got Talent Global performance herself B次元官网网址搒aid knowing less can help. The enthusiastic backstage crew worked hard to keep her act a complete surprise.
She enjoyed getting to know all the other uniquely talented performers, including Sooke hula hoop artist Christina Munchinsky, but worried she would disrupt and distract fellow competitors with her own practising.
A near golden-buzzer performance
Recycling her set from Florida, Zaichkowski would toot an arrangement similar to the one that brought her fame prior to the pandemic. Then, she was cast out into the spotlight before a thousand-person crowd to perform Bohemian Rhapsody once again.
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Judges Lilly Singh, Trish Stratus and Kardinal Offishall resorted to their red buzzers before Zaichkowski finished playing, but Mandel enjoyed the act so much that he defended his own red buzzer from his colleagues and even attempted to press the golden buzzer. He was ultimately restrained by the other judges, at which point Offishall brought the performance to an end herself with a hit to MandelB次元官网网址檚 red buzzer.
From behind her conch, Zaichkowski could hear the blare of the judgesB次元官网网址� buzzers, which she assumed was feedback coming through the sound system. According to a friend in the crowd, other people there watching reacted well to her unique performance.
Critiques from the judges mainly constituted playing pop instead of classical music. For Zaichkowski, who spent 10 years perfecting QueenB次元官网网址檚 song, this would be easier said than done.
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The Vancouver Island performer learned a lot from the experience but would likely try a different competition in the future, given the nature of her classical training. Whereas adapting BeethovenB次元官网网址檚 7th Symphony to the conch would be relatively easy, playing more contemporary music on the shell proves challenging due to any given pop song having a narrow chord progression.
B次元官网网址淵ou have to get really creative to make it sound recognizable,B次元官网网址� she said, adding a lot of it comes down to improvisation.
For now, Zaichkowski is tuning her conch to a Gustav Holst orchestral suite titled The Planets, which she likes to play on beaches in hopes of one day summoning whales.
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