ItB次元官网网址檚 a question that gets more pressing with every year: to trick or treat or not to trick or treat?
ItB次元官网网址檚 Halloween, which means that the most fearsome creatures ever to darken the land will come crawling out of the woodwork. Zombies! Vampires! Teenagers!
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So why is it that society (adults) forces us to put the pillowcases on the pillows instead of using them as makeshift sugar sacks? The answer could be many things. My personal assumption is that they are perpetuating a bitter cycle. Their parents forced them to give up trick-or-treating, so now they must visit that pain upon us to work through their own Halloween grief. Really, itB次元官网网址檚 quite sad.
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Personally, I believe that the older you get, the more effort you should put into your costume. LetB次元官网网址檚 see something fun! Something that makes the populace want to shower you with candy for your efforts! ItB次元官网网址檚 the one time a year you get to wear a costume in public without judgment. Have fun with it.
Obviously, not everyone will want to trick-or-treat. Some of us simply feel like doing other things, and thatB次元官网网址檚 perfectly understandable. Lame, but understandable.
Ultimately, all that matters is that you enjoy yourself this Halloween. And if you want to trick or treat, donB次元官网网址檛 feel bad or be self-conscious about it. Just enjoy it. ItB次元官网网址檚 a fun holiday where we can indulge in the fear of werewolves and mummies and witches. Just donB次元官网网址檛 indulge the fear of being too old.
Happy Halloween!
Gabriel Mackintosh is a student at Royal Bay Secondary School.